What’s the appropriate reaction when your husband says, “Hey, when you google ‘can God save a hooker’ a bunch of pictures of you come up”?

First, outrage at his insulting behavior. As in, “You’re terrible at making jokes. That’s not a very nice to say to your wife, jerk face.”

Then, when you find out it’s not just a weird joke he’s trying to make – “hmm.”

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Thanks, blog, I guess, for making my picture synonymous with the word “hooker” on the Internet. And thanks Ahmad Dixon for being so quotable that I just have to use the things you say on my blog. Next up, getting one of these shirts. Because if there’s anything better than being google-linked to prostitution (and the benevolent mercy of God, of course), it’s proclaiming the same terminology in big green theologically sound yet politically incorrect letters across your chest.

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Alright, on to the Fiesta Bowl. Baylor Nation, #NDRNation, in yet more Wise Words from Ahmad Dixon, “Sic everybody.”

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